vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

(Source: mspandrew)

  • friend: I'm done with life
  • me: whY? DID YOUR BURRITO DROP ON THE FLOOR???

(Source: spideys)

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours