The Dating Tier System!
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
- friend: I'm done with life
- me: whY? DID YOUR BURRITO DROP ON THE FLOOR???
"what state do you live in?"
I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours