• friend: I'm done with life
  • me: whY? DID YOUR BURRITO DROP ON THE FLOOR???

(Source: spideys)

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.